Yeah, that’s Hillary – and she’s not an intern. That’s also why, the door has been kept open.
Mere paas gaadi hai, bangla hai, naukar chaakar hai, motor gaadi hai – yahan tak ki hawaai jahaaz bhi hai… ;-)
Bas ungliyon ke beech se meri cigar gaayab hai… (Where’s the cigar gone?!)
Okay team – Heads we bomb Iran, Tails we bomb Iraq.
My dear friend… This is Iraq, and this one here, is Iran.
Interviewing the captain, on the flight! Obama reviewing his résumé…
“And then he proposed me right there… I was wondering what to do! I’m glad, I said a yes.” ;-)
How could you start eating without saying your prayers? This is not tolerable.
Bhai waah -- Baraatiyon ka swagat Pan Parag se hi karenge! Tan Tadang Tan Pan Parag, Paan Masala, Pan Parag!
This is how you can make a parrot with your fingers Mr. President.
“And then I asked her… Will you dance with me?”
Mr. President, here’s the latest center-spread of Playboy!
I need to talk to Hugh Hefner and make him publish atleast 12 centers-spreads in his magazine henceforth!
Hugh agreed! Wow!
Mr. President, Osama is out there… Somewhere…
Tambi… Get me item no. 27 from this menu...
I have a new strategy. We drop about 200000 copies of Playboy when we’re flying over Afghanistan.
And when the Taliban are “busy”, we hit them hard… where it hurts!
Team… Hide the magazines for now. The media’s waiting for us out there, let’s go and meet them first!
Which is the way out of this thing?
Oh, I forgot my copy of the magazine in the loo… Let me quickly go get it!
Guys, you hold on to your salute… I’ll be right back in a jiffy!
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Okay, he’s ordering 5 copies for himself! Someone note it down…
Bye everyone! Exhausted the copies today… Will bring more next time…
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