Sunday, August 15, 2010

SUNDAY ENTERTAINER







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Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't  you say?
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter 
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day.   


I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny.   
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 
No !!!!!, really? Ya think? 
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down  Jaywalkers 
Now that's taking things a bit far!     NEXT week they[re going after people who drop gum wrappers
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over  
What a guy!   
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death 
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! 
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant  
See if that works any better than a fair trial! 
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War Dims Hope for Peace  
 I can see where it might have that effect! 
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 If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile 
Ya think?! 
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures  
 Who would have thought! 
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;  Police Suspect Homicide   
They may be on to something! 
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges  
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? 
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces   Battery  Charge  
He probably IS the battery charge! 
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group  
Weren't they big enough?! 
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft  
That's what he gets for eating those beans! 
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks  
Do they taste like chicken or do they get dipped in catsup?
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Local  High School  Dropouts Cut in Half  
Chainsaw Massacre all over again! 
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors  
Boy, are they tall! 
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And the winner is.   
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead  
Did I read that right? 
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!




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